We decided we hated doing bios. Instead, we asked some of our friends to ask us questions we could answer. It's like a bio...just less bio-ey.

What is your favorite joke?

Christian:  I’m terrible at remembering jokes, which is probably the most important aspect of a joke.  That, and the punchline of course.  I think, if I have to only use jokes I know, I’d go with the following:

Two muffins are in an oven.  One muffin looks at the other and says “Man, it’s getting hot in here.”  The other muffin looks back and says “Ahh!!  A talking muffin!!”

I know it’s dumb, but it made me laugh very hard the first time I heard it.

Matt: I seem to only know jokes I can’t tell in mixed company so I’ll go with this: Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”

Now wasn’t that charming and family-friendly?

What is the funniest word?

Matt: Dongle, it’s funny. Say it and enjoy. You’re welcome.

Christian:  Masticate.  Funny for many reasons.  One is pretty obvious.  The other is because while I was prepping for the SATs in high school, someone read that word out loud and..well, reason number 1 for being funny came out making it even funnier.

What animal would you want to be and why?

Christian:  Animals are pretty gross when you consider it, but if I had to pick one I think I’d be a Tardigrade (thank you octonauts).  Why?  Because tardigrade almost made my funniest word and as a creature they are pretty ridiculous little things.  Plus, they are virtually unkillable.

Matt: Giraffes are cool but I enjoy being the top of the food chain.

Most desired super power?

Christian:  I like to keep my powers at least somewhat reasonable, but I always wanted the ability to see the outcome of a situation if I said/did something extremely unexpected or totally inappropriate.  I don’t want the repercussions I just want to see peoples' reactions.  You know the moments.  So as a super power, I think I’ll take Nicolas Cage’s “Two minutes in the future” power from Next.

Matt: To turn invisible and no, not for any creepy reason thank you very much.

Most Embarrassing Moment?

Matt: No.

Christian:  Pass.

Ketchup or Mustard?

Matt: Ketchup, but not a lot. Everything in moderation, including moderation.

Christian: I do love tomatoes, but was never a fan of ketchup.  I guess this means I have to give the edge to mustard, but only dijon.  I’m fancy like that.

Favorite place you’ve ever traveled?

Matt: Ocean City, NJ (Not Maryland) since it's close by and I have lots of family memories there.  St. John in USVI for something more exotic and fancy although it's a pain getting there.

Christian: Ugh...I’m so untraveled.  I am fond of the Virgin Islands.  St. John is pretty beautiful and it encourages a lot of hanging out, relaxing, and playing games while overlooking the ocean.

Most unnecessary common game component?

Matt: First player token.

Christian: First player token.

Say Something Touching.

Christian:  Something Touching.   Ha...just kidding.  I’m not a terribly touching individual.  If I have to be open, I'll say something about game design.   My favorite thing about Great Wight Games is that it showed me a lot of truths in life and allowed me to strengthen friendships that I thought were at their peak.  I believe that the most important thing in relationships is being able to talk to one another and games are a wonderful vessel to facilitate conversation.  To be a part of making that happen is truly a magical experience.  Yuck, I actually said magical.

Matt: Most of my favorite memories and experiences involve my family sitting around and just enjoying each others company and mercilessly making fun of one another.